Wednesday, June 29, 2011

How NOT to strip vinyl lettering from a trailer

This tutorial will teach you exactly how to NOT strip vinyl decals from a landscape trailer. This should save you HUNDREDS of dollars over the cost of having a professional do the job right the first time. I hope that you find this informative, if you have any questions or anything to add, please feel free to comment below!

Step 1: Remove your brain.
This step is of great importance. If you can't physically remove your brain, 6-8 months of smoking pot heavily on a daily basis should do the trick.

Step 2: Use absolutely no heat to remove the vinyl decals.
See that heat gun, blow torch or even hair dryer over there? Just totally ignore it. You're gonna want to chip that vinyl off in timy little pieces, and make sure you leave ALL of the adhesive.


Step 3: If some of the vinyl is being stubborn, you should really get the scraper out and really get working at it.  Metal is wicked hard. You aren't gonna hurt that, for sure.


Step.. what step were we on? I'm too lazy too look ALL the way up there
If you don't get all the way around to finishing taking the vinyl off, it's all good. I mean dinner might have been ready, that episode of Glee you've been dying to see might be on, there's a lot of stuff that can take a busy, hard working guy like yourself away from such a meaningless task.

Step next- Really screw everything up; break out the power tools.
You might be getting frustrated. maybe watching that saved by the bell re-run made you mad that you never got your own personal Kelly Kopowski. Power tools make stuff faster. Let's look through that shed, garage or closet and find something that'll really speed things up for you. Oh, you've got a power buffer? Detailers use power buffers! Detailers clean stuff up! You see where I'm going with this? Oh man, you're a damn genius. You just figured out how you're gonna save those greenbacks!

There's a trick to this though, so pay attention! You back with me? Cool. I need you to keep that buffer in one spot until ALL of the adhesive is gone. don't worry about the paint, metal is hard, remember? Just keep it RIGHT where it is. If anything goes wrong, people always say "that'll buff out" so I'm sure we can fix it.



Step Oh F*#%&)K
Oh man... I forgot to mention. Metal's wicked hard, but paint... paint's kinda not hard. all that buffing that you did on the adhesive? Well, that area's looking GOOD, but the adhesive kinda acts like a sandblast mask, so you might see some "ghosting" in the area around the letters. It's cool, people pay big money for polished aluminum.


If you got this far, CONGRATULATIONS! You only got this far on one spot? It's cool. Ship it on over to the sign guys. That compound in the adhesive? Leave it. They can go right over that.

I know you're smart enough to realize the sarcasm in all of this. This was a perfect case of "Penny wise, Pound foolish;" When we quoted this trailer lettering job, we figured on 3 hours for removal. This guy has at least triple that in getting this far. Our shop rate for 1 guy is $75 an hour. We've got 7 hours into fixing this mess. so to save $225, he's now $525 and at least 12 hours of his time. Please, let the professionals, with the proper tools and experience handle your next job.









Monday, June 20, 2011

LOTS of work coming up!

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My new thing lately has been gold leaf, and I've been jumping into it with both feet- I've got lots of work that's ALMOST done, and I can't wait to share it with you! There's a hand carved sign with a '59 corvette on it (I'm going to do a post that follows the build of this sign), there's gold leaf window lettering for The Boston Tattoo Company, there's a two tone house eagle that should be ready in the next couple of days- STAY TUNED! I'll leave you with a quick shot of a sign that we hand carved at work for Lobster Express- I wish I had the talent to make a block of foam into something so incredible!

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Google Eats Its Own Tail, Competes With Investment

Today's launch of Google Offers, the Groupon competitor from search behemoth Google, highlights the declining state of affairs at Mountain View. Not because it is branching out into yet another venture that takes it away from its core business, but because it is now in direct competition with its own investment.

I'd imagine Seth Priebatsch is feeling bit by the hand that fed him.

picture via staplenews.com

Priebatsch, the 22 year old founder (and as is obligitory to mention when speaking of him, Princeton dropout) of Cambridge based LBS game SCVNGR, went live with LevelUp in March; a tiered, rewards driven deals site that aimed to draw upon SCVNRG's existing user base and percolate into the general public. LevelUp's immediate success has been so good in its initial cities (Philadelphia, San Fransisco and Boston) that Preisbatch has received "nasty emails from competitors," a sure sign that he must be doing something right. LevelUp is planning to expand into all major cities and take some market share from the big 2 in the industry, Groupon and LivingSocial.

Here's the rub; Google has a significant amount of money tied up in SCVNGR; in addition to the $4 million that they invested in late 2009, they were also involved in the latest round of funding for the game, in January of this year, a round that brought the company $15M.

With the launch of Google Offers today, the boys from Mountain View will be directly competing with the company they felt confident enough to pour a large chunk of money into, while it's still in its infancy. Considering it is still in its pilot program and barely one quarter old, I can't imagine that there has been great experience to be shared from LevelUp yet, which might have justified the recent investment. Did Google disapprove of the expansion into deals by SCVNGR and it's Wonderkid prodigy? Only time will tell if this helps Google, helps SCVNGR, helps LevelUp, but for right now it feels like a ill-advised move into an investment's market.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

I'm bringin' Billhead back!

What is billhead you ask? Billhead, a cousin of letterhead, was a highly decorative engraving used on receipts from around 1860 to 1940; these works were incredibly detailed, almost always one color, and were used as one of the initial counterfeit security measures for purchases. The detailed engraving was similar in style to a dollar bill or stock certificate, and they made it nearly impossible for anyone with nefarious plans to steal and return merchandise for cash; remember this is a time where credit cards and even checks were nonexistent. 

A few fine examples of billhead to whet your appetite:





You can see that the details were limited only be the skill of the engraver and the depth of the client's pockets.

One of my new year's resolutions for 2011 was to take this as a retrospective year, going back and looking at the best design concepts from history, learning their styles and finding a way to keep them alive and updated. I printed out my standard quickbooks invoice, and as I looked it over to make sure it was right I started thinking about how boring it was. How many of us have invoices that look something like this?


It was time to sit down and design my own billhead.

I spent the better part of 2 months looking at examples of billhead, letterhead, panel shapes, scrolls, engravings of all kinds and I finally put pencil to paper (yup, I still draw things out, I know it's a lost art but it has significantly increased my productivity) and came up with a concept sketch.


Sometimes you don't have a sketchbook handy when the thought hits.

I sat down in illustrator and started laying out the shapes, and I decided that the wheat and rope were superfluous; they didn't really add anything and would have forced me to take the address and contact info out of the design, which I didn't want to do. What I came up with was this

A little detail view


My only frustration is that the computer is too even. I might work to make it more "flawed". The scrolls were really fun- and I couldn't have made them happen without Jimro on deviantart's incredible lineart brushes. Huge thanks also to Letterhead fonts- They've got the BEST period fonts, period! I've found myself collecting more and more of their fonts, and this design incorporates 5 of them- Brewer's Bold, Bank Note, Billhead 1900, Essendine and Goldsmith Script. The contact info is in Chopin Script.

The final product



Now, which would you pay first?


I love the look, what are your thoughts? Would you like to try and create your own billhead?

Friday, March 18, 2011

The Devolution of a design

The customer is not always right. I'll come right out and say it. When is creative control NOT creative control? When you've got a client that doesn't value your experience.

A client contacted me on Monday, looking to have a sign for outside their front door designed. Here's the design brief that I got:

From: Dali Restaurant
Sent: Monday, March 14, 2011 10:43 AM

Hi,

Here's the basic sign- but we want the D and the W VERY ornate- something like Lucida Blackletter? I don't have it on my computer, so I can't tell what it looks like. We want something scrolly so that it really stands out. I'd like different divider symbols between the sun-wed and thu-sat and the hours.

I need to see the layout first.

Using this, here's what I came up with.


As a first draft, I was pretty happy with it. There are a few things that irked me about the layout of the text below the logo, but the logo I was really happy with.
There's lots of cool, old style hand work on these letters, all of which takes time.

Truth be told, I think this design is almost worthy of a dribbble invite. If anyone's got one and agrees, send one over!



The first round of feedback came in, and I was less than pleased.

From: Dali Restaurant
Sent: Tuesday, March 15, 2011 11:03AM

Looks ok, a couple changes. Please remove the border, and use our colors- Reflex blue for the background, and pms 681 for the letters. Can you move the "and" between the D and the W?

Thanks

Ok. Big changes, but maybe I'll show it to her, and she'll see how bad it looks. I made the changes and sent her back the proof, which looked like this.



I got an email back almost instantly, and I was hoping that the internet's bad design filter had rejected my email. Then I was hoping to open the email and see "ohmygod that's terrible, print the one you made." Nope. I got "Can you change all of the text other than the D and W to times new roman?"

To which I sent this. You can see by how off-center the bottom text is that I've officially stopped caring. I even changed "Thu" to "Tue"


Which yielded this gem:

"Please change "tue" to "thurs" and replace the little leaf with a diamond design. Do you have any other letter font options to choose from? These are lovely, but I'd like a few choices before the final decision."

Normally, I'd cut my losses at this point and tell the client that things just aren't doing to work out between us; I decided I was going to make this job into a blog so I figured I'd follow it all the way through. Here's the final result, and a look back at where we came from:


 
What would you do in a situation like this? Acquiesce to the customer's wants, even at the expense of the design? Cancel the job? I've tried hard this year to concentrate on "good design" over "fast design", and I feel so much better about my original design than the final product. Hopefully I can develop more clients that appreciate the work that goes into creating something from scratch!

On a somewhat related, yet unrelated note, on Monday morning, I'll be starting to work at Hassan Sign in Cohasset. I'm greatly excited to be working for a company that puts out work like this!



Thursday, June 10, 2010

House updates!

Wow, the house is totally coming along! The last month has totally changed the look of the place; it's gone from a rundown crackhouse to a beautiful place to raise a family!

Windows and siding are completely done!
We even sided the workshop!

Front porch is finished!

Back porch added and finished! (never mind the temporary risers or ugly bulkhead, both have been replaced!)

Our beautiful front door


All the wiring is updated. We had to do the WHOLE house, but the extra outlets and having them all be 3 prong will come in handy!

Next month I should have updates on the kitchen, bath and bedrooms- we're getting really close, and can't wait to have you all over for a big BBQ!

Friday, May 14, 2010

My Sprint / Samsung Android 2.1 Laundry List

In full disclosure, I had installed 2.1 about 3 weeks ago from one of the leaked ROMs, so the "shiny new-ness" that some of you are probably experiencing after flashing 2.1 is long gone for me. I lived with some of the bugs because it was a broken, non-official build, but after 3/4 of a day with the official build, I'm not overly impressed.


Here's what I've seen with DE03 so far, coming from dd03:

DISAPPOINTMENTS
*NO live wallpapers
*Old gallery
*turned phone on at 6:30, at 10:23 I'm at 30% with light use, running only beautiful widgets small home, so battery life is still an issue. UPDATE at 11:47 I'm still at 30%, so maybe it's just a battery curve issue.

*NO multi-touch
*NO Nexus One style launcher


UNRESOLVED
*Still can't connect facebook account under accounts after installing the official facebook app, but can connect twitter.
*Google Search widget still "sticks" to the top of the screen, but you long touch on the bottom to delete it & reinstall

NEW ISSUES
*EV lockups, airplane mode doesn't resolve them and you have to reboot to get out of airplane mode
*put phone on charger last night, woke up (late because I use my phone as my alarm) to a phone in complete shutoff and as hot as hades. I will monitor this and post further on it.
*Had a strange DL from www6.sprint.com that failed last night
*Market errors- I keep getting "A problem has occurred, hit ok to go back to the last screen" (a total paraphrase, can't reproduce right now)
*will not connect to my unprotected wireless router, can't rule out the crapbox router though.


All in all I think sprint got it wrong. When the Nexus one came out, and it was announced that the Moment would be going to 2.1, I think that all of us thought "Oh wow, we're gonna get that cool new gallery" and "Sweet, that launcher is awesome" and on and on with live wallpapers, multi-touch and more. I feel like this upgrade / band-aid version of 2.1 is a big let down because all of the cool parts of 2.1 aren't part of it.  I would have preferred to see something roll out that was more complete, and if it wasn't complete, I would have liked to been able to read a developer's blog that chronicled "live wallpapers just take more horsepower than the Moment is capable of, we tried our asses off but just couldn't get it done." Luckily, there's a place for us to turn, if you're somewhat savvy and willing to root your phone, the development community at sdx-developers.com have a ROM with all of the stuff that should be in there. I'll be rooting shortly and letting you know what 2.1 on the Moment really should be.